"Crocodile brain, preserved... Elf's heart, still beating... Bottled baby breath... Powdered dragon scale... Flawless pink diamond... I think it'd be easier to find an ambrosia deposit in a cave..." Crissa complained.
"Don't be ridiculous, it's not all that bad," Aseena reassured.
"Not all that bad?" Crissa questioned. "Are you mad? Crocodile brain, baby breath, diamond... sure, that's easy stuff. But how are we supposed to get a dragon scale? And even if we do, how do you powder something harder than steel? And how do we get an elf's heart and keep it beating long enough to mix the potion?"
"We can just ask for a scale, Crissa. Despite those campfire horror stories you like so much, not every dragon just wants to eat you and all your kin. As for the heart, just don't remove it until you're ready for it. Really, the diamond is the hardest part."
"Alright, fine, miss smarty shoes. So, what are you calling this one anyway? The Potion of Hard to Get?"
"Not exactly. This, I'm calling Everyouth."